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How long have you been wait to post this?
In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar
No post has ever described me better than this
This me and I have the hardest time explaining this to people.
So me 😂😂
I warned y'all
Killed Confirmed at 6:20PM
HE DEAD! You know he dead.
Brutal
Damn
Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam
This good karma needs to be passed
I hope you get that job you need
I hope some money comes your way.
I hope that stress you have goes away
I hope you feel good and okay in the morning
I hope you feel loved and safe
I hope you find the healing that you seek
I hope you forgive yourself for your past
I hope you find peace within yourself
I hope your skin is clear and your hair is growing.
I hope that you learn to accept yourself flaws and all
I hope your day is as awesome as you are
i hope you get all that happiness u deseve
I hope everyone you encounter sees your glow
I hope you succeed at whatever you want to accomplish
I hope you have really healthy skin and hair
I hope you become exactly who you want to be
I hope you learn to let go
I’m trying
I hope the biscuit you dip in your chai stays as strong as you.
“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
“All they do is eat, yell, mess up the house and inflict bodily harm.”
The fuck did Donald do to my girl Daisy